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WWND Industries
Founder Announcements
Feb 25 - Ok well my
gawd, its that time of year already. I cant believe it came so soon.
SEX. now what has it been. I cant believe it.(if this makes no
sense, good)
MONKEYS. WAHOO MIDGETS.
i love it . OHH can i be punk too? cool, so ill i have to do is
liten to blink 182 and limp bisket to be punk? FUCK Off you
pussies. i hope you all die. KILL THE HIPPIES. I hate you all.
Talking Bananas. When im president of the us all hippies and people
who piss me off will die or have to join the navy.
May 29 - I bought
the machine that goes ping, i am god in my own little world, and if
you dont like my world you will be crucified, hung, and stabbed
July 24th-
Due to the bad economy, What would nick do industries is hiring.
DEAD OR ALIVE. The founder has started a new top-secret
project...The crazy ladder project! DUN DUH DUN! PBBBT! cuckoo, oh
yes...did i say we're hiring? The qualifications are: That the
ladder, has to be crazy...and make no sense. Oh yes, jennifer, back
to the ladder...Male or female...thats it.
Holy fucking shit!
the last time i did this was may 29th...alrighty then. shit. fuck.
dammit. squirrel. hee hee! [founder is running] where are my pills?
i know. i think that fucking chipmunk's got 'em. now he's going to
go bust a nut in his hole. grr? the founders theories about the
current state of the economy: is that if the govt. stopped harassing
us so much about certain "policies" that WWND Industries
would single-handedly be able to bring this great nation...out of
this bad economic sector. behind every great...man...there is a
woman. and i'm glad, that i have lillian..because frankly, i like
the shade....
jan 14 - founder
adds pic.
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