Welcome to the new nd labs
NEW Product quicktakes site! At this exciting and entertaining locale
which is really much different than everything else, we offer intrigue!
Romance! and a sweaty nurse! So without further ado, ado ado, new
products described hastily for more efficient time use!
The ND Labs Demon-soul
Obliterron Death-16. Whilst many of you are looking at this thinking
"that looks like a butterfly" yet another unfashionable
younger fembot is tattooing A: her lower back or B: her stomach with yet
another boring rendition of a butterfly. In order to combat this growing
epidemic (in the name of fashionability, of course; the nd as always
must guard fashion) the nd has devised this amazing device which
fly's about harmlessly collecting grapes, and turnips, stopping to
festoon its legs with pollen at local flower-bars and pissing off
less-attractive moth's who become distraught and commit suicide with the
aid of the ever unwitting lightbulbs...much the usual sort of day for
our everyday butterfly. However, when the ND Labs patented Amazing! Antennae
detect yet another fetus or 'college-girl' (i.e. slut) with one of
these or many other boring tattoo's (those idiotic 'mystical' suns come
to mind) they immediately flutter, as if, harmlessly, in front of the
unsuspecting pornsmith-fodder and briefly tantalize with a flutter of
wings that secretly sends a subliminal message to them that life is
terrible and they should kill themselves now before amazingly entering
the central nervous system via means of the neck and causing microscopic
set of changes in the skin cells of the shebot, changing their insipid
body art into optionally either the words 'she-slut' or a intriguing
image of a squirrel hiding acorns in a vagina; depending on the size and
complexity of the tattoo. The Obliterron also has a 'ovarian oblitteron'
attachment which simultaneously sterilizes the sponsor.
ok so that wasnt that
fucking quick. eat me.
The ND LABS cock-er-sizer!
Does your cock feel weak and flabby? Are you concerned that one day
you just wont be able to finish that piss cause your cock just doesnt
have the endurance? Do you get that not so fresh feeling? Well then the
ND Labs Cock-er-sizer! is for you! This handy apparatus which features a
no-folding mechanism so it cant be dissembled or put away is your key to
a happy life! Chase those floppy-cock worries!
[note: offers no
cure for impotence. (founder: dammit!)]
The ND
LABS Crotch-Corset!
This handy item will have you looking the part in no time!
what part, we're not sure of, but at least you're crotch will get
noticed. its like the wonderbra for men! Now, get even and overstate your
capabilities!

The NEW ND Labs "Ilookgay"
line of bikewear!
Now, when your out and about with your helmet, you can look the part
even more with the ND's new line of clothing! Plus, women: ever wanted
to look as non-sexual as possible when out on your bike? Instant
flattening device! Works on man-crotch too! Be as non-sexual as you can
be! [not in the army]
The
ND Labs Casual-Day suit!
Feeling like a dick? Let the world know it. Flipping people off when
they beep at you for driving like the dick you are giving you RSI? Get
the ND Labs casual-day suit! Show the world how you feel! Great for
casual day at work too!
The ND Labs Instant
Erection Table!
Can never find a podium or a desk when you need it? No worries! Now,
with the ND Labs Erection Table, you can just look at scantily-clad
preteens and be conducting music in no time!
ND
Labs NEW Erotic wood-finish products!
See a store near you for our w i d e selection of erotic wood
finishes! Make that furniture really stand out! Buy Erotic wood finish
from ND Labs today!
Thats it for now, but
look for more New products in a coming update!
ALWAYS
REMEMBER:

This man and his dog hate you.
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