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6/18/03 [raynham: doom satellite] - INDUSTRY! SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY! Big men putting...uhhuhhuhhuh. anyways, today at ND Labs we're proud to announce a new division! The one in our girlfriends pants. Anyways take 2, Today the ND is proud to announce that we have modified the inspiration photo to more correctly reflect our dominance. Also, be on the look out for new ND Labs products!
4/2/03 [raynham: founders crib] - alright since loose cannon has been else ware and i, the nick, am a highly effective consultant, have decided to update the page myself. ok so we here at nd labs have developed a new weapon made just for WWND Industries and nd labs , its called T.P.B.B.S.D.M. Version 1.3 (The Portable Berserker Barbara Streisand Destruction Machine). this brilliant piece of machinery can easily be attached to rooftops or bed of pickup trucks. its main function is to tract and kill Barbara Streisand. its 40 mm nuclear tipped mini Barbara Streisand seeking missiles shoot out at an amazing 40 rounds per second. on impact the explosion vaporizes everything within 5 feet of impact. its tracking device its an amazing piece of machinery, it can sense Barbara's DNA in the air, then it can find her position, and shoot in that direction, then the missiles take over from there. and you can control this baby from a simple remote. Also the gun fires at any object that is playing something by Barbara. This gun also has may other uses like hunt those dam Satan spawned flying squirrels. slippery little fuckers aren't they, until they meet this little number, then they are vaporized so here is the gun. also it makes one killer cup of hot chocolate. god damn here is our baby.
[raynham: doom satellite]-Today ND Labs! is proud to announce our acquisition
of the doombatross infrastructure. This highly advanced infrastructure
will allow us to decimate AND remotely control republicans from a safe
distance. Yes, known robots like Mitt "Phallus" Romney and
George "Dubya [does the anal]" Bush can be controlled with a
mere flip of switch on this simple and easy to use piece of machinery:
Also, the planned release of the instant lava machine on our SEC hearings has been commenced. No more government inquiries for awhile. Thank you, and remember, god loves the anal.
(what are the odds of that)[raynham: doom satellite]-Today the ND is
pleased to announce that some new developments have come up. Firstly,
bear witness to a conversation between specialists here at ND Labs
regarding the eagerly anticipated anti-technology handgun project!
doom satellite]-Well today is 6/28, and thats the day where at the nd
labs we get our new credit card cause the old one expired. SO YOU KNOW
WHAT THAT MEANS!
satellite]-ND Labs reminds the world who wears the
doom satellite]-ND Labs promotes itself...
satellite]-ND labs website opens...