Current Projects at ND Labs!
Learn about the exciting projects
your favorite company has in store to improve your life!
The anti-technology
handgun project
"Removing
the annoyance of technology in seconds with the pure aesthetic peace
brought only with a large handgun"
Head: El Bastardo
The anti-pants
project
"Because
pants, they're just evil!"
Head: lOOSEcANNOn/El Bastardo
The EMOBLASTFETISH
Project
"Remembering
that slightly-unattractive whiny people ARE evil!"
Head: All members of ND
Labs! and WWND
INDUSTRIES!
The
Hope for humanity project
"Lowering infant mortality through incredible advances in prenatal mortality"
Head: Dr. Viv Secton
The Communist Red
Potato project
"Genetically
altering an entire race of super-potatoes to crush all other starch
masses with an IRON FIST!"
Head: lOOSEcANNON, on personal retainer from the founder
The
Produce Intelligence device
"Because
produce shoppers are fucking morons"
Head: lOOSEcANNON, in honor of baron bastardo
Instant lava machine
"Perfect for high-impact cleaning!"
Head: lOOSEcANNON
The
*NEW* Product Quicktakes!
"Because
we dont feel like writing alot!"
Head: Das cannon of mass-looseness
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