Learn about the exciting projects your favorite company has in store to improve your life!

The anti-technology handgun project
"Removing the annoyance of technology in seconds with the pure aesthetic peace brought only with a large handgun"
Head: El Bastardo

The anti-pants project
"Because pants, they're just evil!"
Head: lOOSEcANNOn/El Bastardo

The EMOBLASTFETISH Project
"Remembering that slightly-unattractive whiny people ARE evil!"
Head: All members of ND Labs! and WWND INDUSTRIES!

The Hope for humanity project
"Lowering infant mortality through incredible advances in prenatal mortality"
Head: Dr. Viv Secton

The Communist Red Potato project
"Genetically altering an entire race of super-potatoes to crush all other starch masses with an IRON FIST!"
Head: lOOSEcANNON, on personal retainer from the founder

The Produce Intelligence device
"Because produce shoppers are fucking morons"
Head: lOOSEcANNON, in honor of baron bastardo

Instant lava machine
"Perfect for high-impact cleaning!"
Head: lOOSEcANNON

The *NEW* Product Quicktakes!
"Because we dont feel like writing alot!"
Head: Das cannon of mass-looseness