Current Projects at ND Labs!
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the annoyance of technology in seconds with the pure aesthetic peace
brought only with a large handgun"
Head: El Bastardo
pants, they're just evil!"
Head: lOOSEcANNOn/El Bastardo
that slightly-unattractive whiny people ARE evil!"
Head: All members of ND
Labs! and WWND
Hope for humanity project
"Lowering infant mortality through incredible advances in prenatal mortality"
Head: Dr. Viv Secton
The Communist Red
altering an entire race of super-potatoes to crush all other starch
masses with an IRON FIST!"
Head: lOOSEcANNON, on personal retainer from the founder
Produce Intelligence device
produce shoppers are fucking morons"
Head: lOOSEcANNON, in honor of baron bastardo
Instant lava machine
"Perfect for high-impact cleaning!"
*NEW* Product Quicktakes!
we dont feel like writing alot!"
Head: Das cannon of mass-looseness